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Politics Quotes

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. -H. L. Mencken

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. -P. J. ORourke

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

-Robert Louis Stevenson

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. -Ronald Reagan

Signs!

-Spotted in the toilet of a London office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

-In a laundry: Automatic washing machines. Remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

-In a London department store: Bargain Basement upstairs.

-In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday bring it back, or further steps will be taken.

-In an office: After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

-Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange everything -- bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

-Spotted in a safari park: 'Elephants stay in your car.

-Notice in a farmer's field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

-Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read this leaflet, will tell you how to get lessons.

-On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. Please knock on the door -- the bell doesn't work.

Advantages Of Being A Woman

Why is it better to be a Woman!                                                          

-They got off the Titanic first.                                                                                  

-They can cry and get off speeding fines.

-Taxis stop for them.

-Men die earlier, so they get to cash in on the life insurance.

-They don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

-Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... (you get the point).

-New lipstick gives them a whole new lease on life.

-If they're dumb, some people find it cute.

-They have the ability to dress themselves.

-Their friends won't consider it weird if they ask whether there's spinach in their teeth.

-They know which glass was theirs by the lipstick mark.

-They have enough sense to ask for directions if they are lost.