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What's wrong?

In a Japanese house a baby was born. It had tiny eyes, nose, ears and mouth; so they named him Ingwingwong. Soon a second baby was born. It also had tiny ears, eyes, nose and mouth. They named him Chingwingwong. Then the third was born. It had big ears, eyes, nose and mouth. The parents thought for long and at last named him Somethingwrong.

Marriage!

- Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.

- Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

- Marriage is a thing which puts a ring in a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

- Marriage is not just having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

- Marriage requires a man to be prepared for four types of 'rings':

The Engagement Ring

The Wedding Ring

The Suffe-Ring

The Endu-Ring

Insults!

-I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.

-Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can't take the credit.

-Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.

-We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.

-You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

-Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and comes out from the other because nothing is blocking the traffic.

Contrary Proverbs

Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction.

Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb!

-All good things come to those who wait.  

-Time and tide wait for no man. 

-The pen is mightier than the sword.  

-Actions speak louder than words.

-Wise men think alike.  

-Fools seldom differ.  

-The best things in life are free. 

-There's no such thing as a free lunch.

-Slow and steady wins the race 

-Time waits for no man.

-Look before you leap. 

-Strike while the iron is hot.

-Do it well, or not at all.  

-Half a loaf is better than none.

-Birds of a feather flock together.

-Opposites attract.

-Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.

-Faith will move mountains.

-Practice makes perfect.  

-All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.

-Silence is golden.  

-The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

-You're never too old to learn.  

-You can't teach old dogs new tricks.

-Absence makes the heart grow fonder.  

-Out of sight, out of mind.