Graffiti
Rejected
Greeting Card
Ideas

Outside: As the days go by, I think how lucky I am

Inside: that you're not here to ruin it for me.

Outside: I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.

Inside: After having met you, I've changed my mind.

Outside: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:

Inside: What was I thinking?

Outside: I'm so miserable without you,

Inside: it's almost like you're here.

Outside: If you ever need a friend...

Inside: buy a dog.

Nice Thoughts!

- Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

- You are not responsible for what people think about you, but you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.

- Write your sad times in sand; write your good times in stone.

- Without your involvement you can't succeed. With your involvement you can't fail.

- Love your job but don't love your company because you may not know when your company stops loving you.

- It's better to lose your ego to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of ego.

- Don't make promises when you are in joy. Don't reply when you are sad.

- Don't take decisions when you are angry. Think twice, act wise.

- When you start caring about yourself, you start loving somebody. But when you start caring about others, somebody will start loving you.

Not-So Deep Thoughts

- Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

- If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

- Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

- Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?

- Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

- Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

- Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

- Why do they call it a TV set, when you only get one?

Rules for Success

There are two rules for success in life:

Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.