Antagonist: Adversary of the hero or protagonist of a drama or other literary work

Archetype: Original pattern or model

Character: Person in a novel, play, etc.

Hero: The main typically male character in a story, play, etc.

Heroine: main female character in a story, play, etc.

Muse: The inspiration motivating a poet, artist, etc.

Protagonist: The main character

Pseudonym: Fictitious name used by an author to conceal his or her identity; pen name

The psychiatric hotline

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don’t press anything.

All creatures great and small

Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?

A: The outside.

Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose touches the ceiling.

Q: What’s a flea’s favorite way to travel?

A: Itch-hiking.

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

A: Big holes all over Australia!

Q: What lies on the ground, 100 feet in the air?

A: A dead centipede.

Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

A: Because Frost bites.

Q: Why wouldn’t the butterfly go to the dance?

A: It was a moth-ball.

Q: What game do cows play at parties?

A: Mooosical Chairs.

Q: What do you call a multistorey pig pen?

A: A sty scraper.

Q: What do you give a horse with a cold?