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Brownie recipe
Here's a recipe to make
Mom's famous brownies!
- Remove teddy bear from
oven and preheat oven to 375.
- Melt 1 cup margarine in
saucepan.
- Remove teddy bear from
oven and tell Jr. "No, no."
- Add margarine to 2 cups
sugar.
- Take shortening can away
from Jr. and clean cupboards.
- Measure 1/3 cup cocoa.
- Take shortening can away
from Billy again and bathe the cat.
- Apply antiseptic and
bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat's tail.
- Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp.
vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour.
- Take smouldering teddy
bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation.
- Take telephone away from
Jr. and assure the party on the line that the call was a mistake. Call
operator and attempt to have direct dialed calls removed from bill.
- Measure 1 tsp. salt, 1/2
cup nuts and beat all ingredients well.
- Let the cat out of your
refrigerator.
- Pour mixture into
well-greased 9x13 inch pan. Bake for 25 minutes.
- Rescue the cat and take
the razor away from Billy.
- Explain to kids that you
have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn.
- Throw the cat out while
there's still time and he's still able to run away.
- Frosting - Mix the
following in saucepan: 1 cup sugar, 1 oz unsweetened chocolate, 1/4 cup
margarine.
- Take the %$$&#&%
teddy bear out of the @#$% broiler and throw it away - far away.
- Answer the door and
meekly explain to the policeman that you didn't know Jr. had slipped out of
the house and was heading for the street.
- Put Jr. in playpen.
- Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of
salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes.
- Answer door and apologise
to the neighbour for Billy having stuck a garden hose in their front door
mail slot. Promise to pay for their ruined carpet.
- Tie Billy to clothesline.
- Remove burned brownies
from oven.
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