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10 REASONS WHY PAKISTANIS CANNOT BE HIJACKERS…

1. We are always late, we are sure to miss the flight.

2. Pretty girls on the plane will distract us!

3. We will talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

4. With food and drinks on the plane, we will forget to hijack it.

5. We talk with our hands; therefore, we will have to put our weapons down.

6. We will ALL want to fly the plane.

7. We will argue and start a fight in the plane.

8. We can't keep a secret; we will tell everyone a week before doing it.

9. We will put our country's flag on the windshield.

10. We will all fall over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.

Contributed by Hafsa Jawaid

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