Fashun
Fashion
Television
Channels
– shut them up, please!

By Pinar Farooq

Have you ever tried to watch any Fashion TV channel? Please don't. They are horrendously unbearable. After a thoughtful research and just casual observation, I have compiled valid reasons for banning such channels.

- They play hardcore techno music all day long.

- They also show unbelievably 'fashionable' people, who in fact just look plain weird, all day long.

- Every other second some guy pops up who talks like a woman.

- Or else they talk like this: 'f pheephal". Like, oh. My. Gawwwd!!!(Squeeeaaal)

- The clothes are usually nasty and not wearable. I mean, exactly how many times have you seen people with golden eyeshadow smeared on their noses walk into your nearest utility store? That's 'high street fashion' for you.

- The 'f pheephal' are usually filthy rich and 'phaash', and appear to be perfectly beautiful and influential, thus subjecting the poor lowly common persons to major inferiority complexes which eventually destroy their own identity and self confidence, and so providing a base for an unstable society in the near future.

- Plus, they use alien words like 'prêt' and 'couture', which no on knows how to pronounce.

- I hate fashion.

- They show local/foreign fashion shows with the backstage-behind-the-scenes thing, which is a waste of time. All that goes on in these backstage-behind-the-scenes things is this: skeletally skinny models that are not even pretty try to fit themselves into weird clothes six sizes too small for the normal average person, plaster makeup on themselves, and be generally spoilt and horrid. Usually.

-  It promotes anorexia. Don't eat! Starve yourself! Small is good! Skeletal is good! You get the point.

- It is a pointless channel and should be shut down because I think no one with brains and good old common sense watches it. The only people who do watch it are people who think Nomi Ansari and HSY are gods. And who cares for them.