-Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. --Samuel Taylor Coleridge

-If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon shots. --Napoleon Bonaparte

-God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. --Mother Teresa

-I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result. --Michael Jordan

-If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten. --Tony Robbins

-Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. --Scott Adams

-Bodily decay is gloomy in prospect, but of all human contemplations the most abhorrent is a body without mind. --Thomas Jefferson

-Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. --George Washington

1. What did one arithmetic book say to the other arithmetic book?

2. What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

3. Why did the spy pull the sheets over his head?

4. What salesman has the slickest line?

5. Why was Count Dracula glad to help young vampires?

6. At this moment everyone in the world is doing the same thing. What is it?

7. Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen?"

8. How can you tell twin witches apart?

9. How did the big mountain know that the little mountain was fibbing?

10. How do birds stop themselves in the air?

Answers:

1- "Boy, do I have problems!"

2- One baits his hook, the other hates his book.

3- He was an undercover agent.

4- A hair grease salesman.

5- He liked to see new blood in the business.

6- Getting older.

7- Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.

8- You can't. It's too difficult to tell which witch is which.

9- Because it was only a bluff.

10-With air brakes.

These answers were given by candidates appearing in different civil services exams!

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all. It is already built.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No probs. He sleeps at night.

Q. What looks like a half apple?

A. The other half.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?