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Bachna Ae Haseeno ***1/2
*ing Ranbir Kapoor, Bipasha Basu, Minisha Lamba, Deepika Padukone
Directed by: Siddharth Anand
Producer: Aditya Chopra (Yash Raj Films)
Tagline: 'Fall in love...thrice!'

 
Bachna Ae Haseeno - to sum up in two words - is 'stupidly cute'. It's the kind of movie that leaves you grinning idiotically, taken in by the magic of romantic comedies. From the pre-release promos and songs, Bachna Ae Haseeno had all the promise of a hit - the presence of not one, not two, but three leading ladies - Deepika Padukone, Minisha Lamba and Bipasha Basu, as well as Ranbir Kapoor. Ranbir is yet another progeny of the famous Kapoor clan - the son of Rishi Kapoor and Neetu Singh. And after his dismal debut film - Sanjay Leela Bhansali's Saawariya with Sonam Kapoor, he's finally made it to the Bollywood A-list with Bachna Ae Haseeno.
 
 
While Bachna Ae Haseeno would have been a treat to watch in a cinema, Yash Raj Films are not coming to Pakistan anytime soon. Unfortunately, the variations of pirated prints doing the rounds have various scenes, and even songs, deleted. Luckily enough, Bachna Ae Haseeno's storyline is simple enough to understand even with the missing scenes.

The film starts off with the promo track 'Bachna Ae Haseeno', where the filmmakers have sought to recreate the magic associated with Rishi Kapoor's glam years, by remixing 'Bachna Ae Haseeno' from Rishi's film Hum Kisi Se Kum Naheen, and having all the actresses dance with Ranbir. Following this very nicely done cover/remix, the film starts off with Raj (Ranbir) narrating the saga of how he fell in love...thrice.
Yash Raj Films has finally gotten the formula right with this film. Instead of trying to create Disney-esque movies (Ta Ra Rum Pum and Thoda Pyar Thoda Magic, for example) that have flopped miserably at the Indian box office - they've decided to capitalize on the success of one of their biggest hits ever - Dilwale Dilhuniya Le Jayeinge (DDLJ). When it was released in 1995, DDLJ became a cult phenomenon, skyrocketed the careers of both Shahrukh Khan and Kajol and it spun enough romantic-comedy magic to last years (it's still running in cinemas in India). Bachna Ae Haseeno uses DDLJ as the cultural reference it has rightly become over the past 13 years since its release - right down to the mandolin-strumming Raj!
Raj's saga of love and haseenas begins at the age of 16, when he's on a trip with school friends through Europe on Euro Rail (and so the DDLJ references begin...) On the train; he bumps into Mahi (Minisha), who's on a trip through Europe as well. At their stop in Switzerland, Raj discovers that Mahi loves DDLJ and is idealistically waiting for her own 'Raj' (Shahrukh's name in DDLJ, and several other Bollywood hits) to sweep her off her feet. In true Raj style, he sits in a square and strums the famous opening tune to 'Tujhe Dekha To Ye Jana Sanam', attracting Mahi's attention. They travel to Zurich together overnight, dance to a song and make promises of undying love et al before Raj deposits Mahi safely to her parents at the Zurich airport.
 
 
However Raj isn't really in love with Mahi and is showing off to his friends about his first conquest with an air of bravado at the airport when she overhears him. Heartbreak, heartbreak!
The film then skips a few years and onto Raj's life as a computer games developer at Microsoft (which has several plugs throughout the film) and his next conquest - Radhika (Bipasha). Radhika is looking to break into Bollywood and has a live-in relationship with Raj, which he takes for granted until he has to move to Australia. While Radhika assumes they'll get married and move there together; Raj - who panics as any 20-something man would at the thought of marriage - dumps Radhika at the altar and flies off to Sydney.
In Sydney, he meets his third love - Gayatri (Deepika), an independent, free spirited girl who doesn't believe in marriage. While this part of the film was apparently shot before Ranbir and Deepika began dating in real life, it did become an integral part of the 'pull' towards the film. Unfortunately for Raj, he falls in love with Gayatri and proposes marriage to her - only to be rudely rebuffed. Having the tables turn on him for once makes him realize he needs to do something to turn his life around - and what ensues next is a saga of more entertaining DDLJ inspired twists and turns.

Bachna Ae Haseeno shows the transition of Raj from a 16 year old to a 30 year old as a young, flippant teenager to an older, mature person. It also shows how his various loves have fared in their lives post their breakups with Raj, but you'll have to see the film to figure out how that takes place! The reason why, among other things, Bachna Ae Haseeno is a hit is because the characters seem real - from Raj's commitment issues and playboy aspirations, to the women's dreams of highflying careers or Prince Charming…
 
It also proves a number of things: Ranbir Kapoor has truly arrived, and is undoubtedly a star. While the other hot newcomer of this year - Imran Khan - was still somewhat awkward and wooden in Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na, Ranbir is a true natural. On the other hand, Deepika has no spark, despite having a pivotal role - and fails to impress. While Minisha Lamba shows great promise and an uncanny resemblance to Preity Zinta, it's Bipasha Basu who truly sizzles. While the pre-release hype centered on Bipasha being older than Ranbir and not suited to him, in the film she proves that wrong completely. Keep an eye out for the brilliant scene where she throws a glass of water in someone's face and says 'Maine Evian maanga tha, gutter ka paani nahee!' (I asked for Evian, not water from the gutter!)
 
And most importantly for Yash Raj Films – Bachna Ae Haseeno is a hit, and their first after a year (the last hit was the Shahrukh Khan starrer Chak De India in August 2007). While they had to capitalize on DDLJ, favorite locale Switzerland and clichéd twists, it works - because Bachna Ae Haseeno is entertaining and a cinematic guilty pleasure. Whether you watch it for the great songs, the beautiful locations, Ranbir Kapoor/Bipasha Basu or just to relive the DDLJ magic, Bachna Ae Haseeno is not to be missed!

-- Saba Imtiaz

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