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Q&A

Foot in Mouth:
Omar Bilal Akhtar

What misconceptions do people have about you?

 

That I’m an ‘acha bacha’. The only acha bachas in my life are the ones locked in my basement.

What is the worst rumor you have heard about yourself?
That I seduced Rohail Hyatt personally to get onto Coke Studio. That’s not true. I only seduced Gumby.

Any lessons learnt the hard way?
Yeah! Never cook while naked.

What’s the weirdest thing a fan has ever said to you?
“I want to have your babies!” It was a dude.

Tell us something no one knows about you?
I am terrified of dolls.

What drives you: money, fame or success?
Fame. Can’t you tell?

What do you fail to understand about the opposite sex?
Nothing. I know all there is.

What is the most important relationship advice you can give?
Don’t try to solve her problems for her unless she asks you to. This way you respect her independence and you get to gloat when she messes up.

When was the last time you kicked ass?
My 2 year old nephew and 4 year old niece were playing soccer with me and I kicked both their asses, 32-1. Haha. Losers.

What do you consider your best physical asset?
I have been told that my elbows are particularly lust-inducing.

How do you unwind?
I invite a bunch of homeless people over to my house and make them fight to the death.

Have you ever done anything you shouldn’t have?
I’m getting that feeling about this interview...

Have you ever envied another person?
Currently envying Usman Riaz! That kid is so talented, it hurts.
Define your sense of style.
Maila-Chique

What is the price of success?
The more successful you are, the more successful you want to be. You’re never happy