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   with a gonzo chef 
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 Travels
   with a gonzo chef By Irfan Husain In France, when a friend or a neighbour returns
   from a vacation, the first question he is asked is: “Tu as bien mangé?”
   (“Did you eat well?”). This is yet another indication of the French love
   of good food, and how important it is, especially during a holiday. I’m afraid I fall into this school myself: when we are
   planning a trip, my first question about our destination is whether it has a
   decent Internet connection. The second relates to food: does it have good
   restaurants and good markets? And does the place we are staying in have a
   well-equipped kitchen? One of my favourite foodie celebrities is Anthony
   Bourdain, author of the bestselling ‘Kitchen Confidential’. This was an
   expose of what actually goes on behind the scenes in famous restaurants, and
   was a real eye-opener. He followed this up with a popular TV show named after
   his second book ‘A Cook’s Tour’ (or is it the other way around?). Here,
   Bourdain embarks on a series of trips to explore remote culinary byways. Some of Bourdain’s experiments with extreme gastronomy
   would test the strongest stomach. In one chapter on Vietnam, he describes how
   it feels to eat a live, beating cobra heart: “And the heart, a Chiclet-like oyster-like organ, still
   beating, is placed gently into the small white cup and offered to me. It’s
   still pumping, a tiny white-and-pink object, moving up and down, up and down,
   at a regular pace in a small pool of blood at the bottom of the cup. I bring
   it to my lips, tilt my head back, and swallow. It’s a bit like a little
   Olympia oyster — a hyperactive one. I give it a little chew, but the heart
   still beats … beats … and beats. All the way down. The taste? Not much of
   one…” But ‘A Cook’s Tour’ is more than just a series of
   exotic meals: Bourdain introduces us to the etiquette of a formal kaiseki
   meal in Japan, as well as the politics and economics of producing TV food
   shows. And after a meal of barbecued lamb in the desert in Morocco with a
   band of Tuaregs, he falls asleep on a sand dune under the brilliant stars in
   the Sahara. I learned from Bourdain that Ho Chi Minh, the guiding
   light of modern Vietnam, was an excellent cook. During his years in Paris
   before he founded the Vietnam Communist Party, Minh worked as an assistant to
   the great Escoffier at the Carlton Hotel. He then went on to cook on a
   transatlantic liner before getting a job as a pastry chef in Boston.  Still in Vietnam, Bourdain describes the joy of eating
   pho, a spicy noodle soup: “Is there anything better on this planet than a
   properly made bowl of pho? I don’t know. Precious few things can approach
   it. It’s got it all. A bowl of clear hot liquid, loaded with shreds of
   fresh, white and pink crabmeat, and noodles is handed to me, garnished with
   bean sprouts and chopped fresh cilantro [dhania]. A little plate of
   condiments comes next…” I’m sure you get the idea. We are planning a trip to
   Vietnam later this year, and the first thing I plan to do is go into a bazaar
   and order a dish of pho.  On his travels, Bourdain doesn’t hold back from
   commenting on the history and society of the lands he visits. While
   describing the terrible suffering of the Cambodian people from the American
   bombings during the Vietnam War, and the subsequent bloodbath inflicted on
   that country by Pol Pot, he writes:  “Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop
   wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands… Witness what
   Henry did in Cambodia … and you will not understand why he is not sitting
   on the dock at The Hague next to Milosevic…” Just outside Phnom Penh, Bourdain visits the Gun Club
   where the drinks are free, and you pay for the ammunition you fire. You can
   pull the trigger on everything from an AK 47 to an M16. You can even throw a
   hand grenade if you are so inclined. Given that many of the guests are pretty
   drunk, I think I’ll give the club a miss if I ever get to Cambodia.
   Bourdain, by the way, was very pleased that he completely shredded his
   targets. The waiter paid him the compliment of saying he could be a killer. But Bourdain remains somebody passionate about life and
   all its many pleasures. He writes with an enviably direct, natural style
   peppered with earthy, evocative language. Bourdain is an engaging travel
   companion, and I plan to take his book to Vietnam to act as a culinary guide. Irfan Husain is a senior columnist. This week we start  a fortnightly column asking some passionate travellers to
   write about their favourite travel tale from whatever source.   
 
 
 
 history By Muhammad Saad Nawaz  Journeying on the highway from Chashma to Dera
   Ismail Khan would have been kind of monotonous and boring if it were not for
   three things; The towering Khasor Range lying astride the road, the numerous
   date groves and the reedy swamps following the contours of the Chashma Right
   Bank Canal and, of course, the ruins of South Kafir Kot, perched atop a
   plateau branching off the Khasor Mountains. Not only for the casual traveller
   do these monuments create a splendid liveliness in the scenery, even the
   regular traveller possessing a keen eye finds enough to enliven his time
   spent here.  The ruins of South Kafir Kot (henceforth Bilot) are a
   timeless relic, conspicuously visible, just as one passes through this
   wondrous country. Visible on the The serenity of this scene gives an impression as if they
   are standing in some kind of a peaceful slumber, watching over the environs
   for miles on end. But this tranquillity and calm is just a façade, maybe
   even a farce, for behind the curtains of time, nature is waging a war to
   establish what is probably the only fact of life. Nothing is forever, least
   of all, anything man has made with his own hands. And so these temples are
   slowly giving way to what was the natural order before man ever set foot
   here.  
 As any student of Indian history could tell, the period
   between the 8th and 11th centuries AD was the time of the Rajput kingdoms of
   India, with various clans of Rajputs governing over India.  Similarly, from Kabul, another dynasty, the Hindu Shahi
   was ruling over most of what is Khyber Pakhtunkhwa now. The Kafir Kot forts
   as well as many of the Salt Range temples are remnants of this Hindu Shahi
   dynasty.  Sitting just a few meters above remnants of a flood plain
   now infested with reeds, mosquitoes and the occasional date grove, evidence
   exists that the valley just below the temples was once cradled by the Indus
   River, presently flowing over 15 kilometres away to the East. With ample
   water, good air and an excellent vantage point for defence, this
   plateau-based settlement was one of the better sites on the western extremity
   of the then Punjab to garrison a force and establish a base.  Many writers have tried to analyse the temples from their
   construction style, and it is pretty obvious that the material used as the
   basic building block was alien Some writers argue that the construction style, the
   engraved figurines as well as ornamentation on the temples correspond to the
   11th Century AD. Others suggest an earlier date of settlement, moving as far
   back as the 8th Century AD. Since no written evidence exists, ascertaining
   the exact age of Bilot is not the easiest task at hand. However, one thing is
   fairly confirmed, and that is the fact that Bilot predates any significant
   Muslim influence on that region. Islam had either not come there by then, or
   had little influence on the Hindus of the region, for such a strong Hindu
   bastion in the midst of extensive Muslim dominance would be a far-fetched
   idea.  
 While nearly complete Bilot fort is in debris now, rare
   reminders such as the occasional outer walls, broad outlines of houses and
   these temples themselves remind visitors of the fort’s lively past. Neglect
   has greatly damaged whatever survives, and for most practical purposes, that
   neglect has hardly been taken care of even now, much less made up for. Since the history of the Bilot Fort is not written and no
   fabulous tales survive to tell the story of a last but epic battle between
   two fierce adversaries, what caused the eventual fall of the settlement can
   hardly be discovered.  Did it take invading armies years of sieges to force the
   garrison to surrender? Or was it the advent of disease that killed the
   inhabitants? Or still else, was it a lack of tangible trade and livelihood
   opportunities that brought ruin to Bilot? And what was life like in Bilot
   that lived, with the temple bells sounding prayer meets while women and
   children attended to chores and play? The answers to these questions we might
   never get to know.  
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